Thursday, March 18, 2010

Friday, January 22, 2010

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Friday, January 15, 2010

Rapz

me backs is aching
my hard disk iz breaking
mah booty is shakin'
my jet enjin... intaking..
mah woman be fakin'
my vampyr be steakin
advantage ima takin'
my dick iz a mastabatin

{chorus}
WAT PLUK JULLE...
WAT PLUK JULLE...
WAT PLUK JULLE...
WAT PLUK JULLE...
WAT PLUK JULLE...
WAT PLUK JULLE...

Monday, December 7, 2009

Car Mod FAIL



Playboy Racing Car Seats... Check
Name on bonnet... Check
Fur Dice on dashboard.. Check
Bonnet not cut to allow air from said fake air intake through... Check

Go Faster Flames... Check
Stylish Pink SHARKS Sticker... Check
Awesum Mags... Check

Mullet... i am sure...

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Unduh World - Born Slippy (2009 broken down car petrol on your head mix)

Drive car dog car
Dirty numb angel car
In the doorway car
She was a-lipstick car
She was a-beautiful car
And tears car
And all in your inner space car
You had hands girls car
And steel car
You had chemicals car
I've grown so close to you car
And you just groan car
She said come over come over
She smiled at you car
[repeat]

Let your feelings slip car
But never your mask car
Random dusty car
High density random
dusty car
dusty country
dusty high density
You are my drug car
You're real car
Dog dirty dumb cracking car
You're getting wet car
Big big time car
Acid bears car
trucks and trucks
And trucks and trucks
and trucks
And remembering nothing car
Do you like my tin horn car
It gets wet like at Angel
derailed

You got a velvet seat
You're so succelent and beautiful
Shimmering and dirty
Wonderful and hot time
On your telephone line
And God and everything
On your telephone
And in drives an angel

Look at me mum
Squatting pissed in the tube hole
At Tottenham Court Road
I just come out of the Ship
Talking to the most dusty
I ever met
Shouting diesel diesel diesel diesel
Shouting diesel diesel diesel diesel
Shouting diesel diesel diesel diesel
Shouting diesel diesel diesel
Shouting mega mega
White thing
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega
Shouting diesel diesel diesel diesel
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing
So many things to see and do
in the tube hole
The dusty going back
to Romford
Mega mega mega going back
to Romford
Hi mum are you having fun
On your way
To a new age tension headache

Monday, November 30, 2009

Sweeem

Swim with me.

Swim the pressure,
Come play my lane I’ll splash ya.
Bubblosomatic addict, inhale.
Swim the pressure,
Come play my lane I’ll splash ya.
Bubblo,-somatic addict, inhale.

Come play my game.
Inhale, inhale, you’re the victim.
Come play my game.
Exhale, exhale, exhale.

Swim the pressure,
Come play my lane I’ll splash ya.
Bubblosomatic addict, inhale.
Swim the pressure,
Come play my lane I’ll splash ya.
Bubblo,-somatic addict, inhale.

Come play my game.
Inhale, inhale, you’re the victim.
Come play my game.
Exhale, exhale, exhale.

Swim with me.

Swim the pressure,
Come play my lane I’ll splash ya.
Bubblosomatic addict, inhale.
Swim the pressure,
Come play my lane I’ll splash ya.
Bubblo,-somatic addict, inhale.

Come play my game.
Inhale, inhale, you’re the victim.
Come play my game.
Exhale, exhale, exhale

Snack Ode

Change my ketchup.... Snack my sa'mich up
Change my ketchup.... Snack my sa'mich up
Change my ketchup.... Snack my sa'mich up
Change my ketchup.... Snack my sa'mich up
.... Snack my sa'mich up
Ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
.... Snack my sa'mich up
Change my ketchup.... Snack my sa'mich up
Change my ketchup.... Snack my sa'mich up

Twilight Cycles..

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Saturday, November 28, 2009