An Ode to Braaing

Im the braai starter, fokken brand aansteker.
Im the fear addicted, brikettes illustrated.

Im a braai starter, twisted braai starter.
You're the braai starter, twisted braai starter.
Im a braai starter, twisted braai starter.

Im the steak you hated, chop infatuated.
Yeah. Im the marinade you tasted, beer intoxicated.

Im a braai starter, twisted braai starter.
Youre the braai starter, twisted braai starter.

Im the self basted, tong detonator.
Yeah. Im the one eating, twisted wors-imator.

Im a braai starter, twisted braai starter.
Youre the braai starter, twisted braai starter.
Im a braai starter, twisted braai starter... starter... starter...
Starter...