Friday, June 1, 2007

It's FRIED RICE you PLICK!!

An Italian, an Irishman & a Chinese man are hired to work on a construction site. On the first day the foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian," You're in charge of sweeping."

To the Irishman he said, "You're in charge of shovelling."

To the Chinese man he said, "You're in charge of supplies."

He tells them that he has to go somewhere & when he returns 2 hours later he finds the huge pile of sand untouched.

"Why didn't you sweep any of it?" he asks the Italian. The Italian replies in a heavy accent," I no gotta broom, an you tella me dat da Chinese'a guy supposa bringa da supplies but he disappear & I no finda him".

The foreman then turns to the Irishman & asks why he didn't shovel. "Aye, well I couldn't get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinese fella in charge of supplies but I couldna find him".

The foreman is furious & storms off looking for the Chinese fellow.

He could not find him anywhere & was getting angrier by the minute.

Suddenly the Chinese man jumps out from behind the pile of sand & yells, ................

"Supplies "

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