Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Big Step

New Technology Terms in Darminia

WayaLus - Like our electricity provider... sonder drade.
Router - A well known plumbing company. Routa router.
Broad band - An tyre on my ford cortina when i do downuts.
In - te - Net - what our national soccer team can't seem to get right.
CAT 5 - Used in TNO (Third National Operator) ethernet repeater project to take on Telkom. Its a stray cat with a wireless router on its back with 5 antennae for better range.
Fiber - What every CAT 5 needs to eat to stay regular.
Co-Ax - Team work when clearing forests for the laying of a CAT 5 pipe.

3 comments:

Darmin said...

You forgot ...

Fayawall - to keep the cat5 from escaping

Sqweed - what we feed the cat5

IPtables - time table to ensure not all the cat5 take bathroom breaks at the same time. (this causes wayalus "brownouts")

van Bieren Tjops said...

IP Address - location of nearest bathroom... used in conjunction with a routing table.. where other CAT 5s can cheer on the bathroom breaking ones... rOOt rOOt.

Darmin said...

And the naughty ones go FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP ... and get *pwrned*