Mompelling

I had amnesia once -- or twice.

Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not sure.

How can there be self-help groups?

Is it me, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?