Worst song lyrics ever.

The BeeBeeCee has a list of the worst song lyrics ever up there on tha-intaarwebth. Well... I cry foul!

Without further ado I present to you the all time worst lyrics ever!!

The Cramps - Surfin' Bird

Well everybody's heard, about the bird! bird bird bird, the bird is the word! bird bird bird, the bird is the word! well everybody's heard, about the bird! bird bird bird, the bird is the word! everybody's heard, about the bird! bird bird bird, the bird is the word! everybody's heard, about the bird! bird bird bird, the bird is the word! don't you know about the bird ? well everybody's heard, about the bird! bird bird bird, the bird is the word! bird bird bird, the bird is the word! yeah! well everybody's heard, about the bird! na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na everybody's heard, about the bird! na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na everybody's heard, about the bird!

The Cramps - Can Your Pussy Do The Dog?

Here kitty kitty. You better move along. Cuz the big cats walk at the break of dawn. Now doggonnit baby. Oohh I said doggone...Hey can your pussy do the dog? Can your pussy do the dog? Can your pussy do the (houndog, bulldog, poodlecut) baby? Can your pussy do the dog? This whole mess useless now as a whistle on a plow. If your pussy can't do the dog. I'm the king of the jungle. They call me tiger man. I'm gonna do the bird. If I can, if I can. My bird can do the dog. If your pussy can? Come on and wag that tail. Baby you can't fail. If'n your pussy can't do the dog. Hey hey hey...Hully hully gully...No pedigree from France will get you in the dance. Lessin your pussy can do the dog. Come on and wag that tail baby you can't fail. If'n your pussy can do the dog. Cha cha cha!

The Cramps - What's Inside A Girl?

What's inside a girl? Ain't no hotter question in a so-called civilized world. Can't see it by satellite baby that's cheatin'. The President's callin' an emergency meetin'. The King of Saim sent a telegram sayin' "Wop bop a loop a lop a lop boom bam!" Wooee...What's inside a girl? Somethin's tellin' me there's a whole nuther world. Whatcha got...whatcha got...Whatcha got in the pot? Whatcha got...whatcha got...Whatcha got in the pot?

The Cramps - The Crusher

raid! do the hammer lock do the hammer lock do the hammer lock you turkey neck do the hammer lock do the hammer lock you turkey necks everybody's doing it do the eye gouge do the eye gouge you turkey neck now do the eye gouge do the eye gouge you turkey necks, everybody's doing it alright you turkey necks, i wanna teach you how to do the crusher, and if you don't learn it now i'm gonna getcha now first you take your fist and you put it on your waist, then you squeeze your partners head until she's blue in the face yeah do the crusher do the crusher do the crusher you turkey necks do the crusher you turkey necks, everybodys doing it

The Cramps - Human Fly

Well i'm a human fly, it's spelt F-L-Y. I say buzz,buzz,buzz,and it's just becuzz... I'm a human fly and i don't know why.I got ninety six tears in my ninety six eyes

Yes these are real songs and I know and love them, but the lyrics are just bad bad bad :P

And it's not my fault that these all come from the same band ...