Horny Parrot

A guy has a horny parrot. It's terrible. Every time he reaches into
the cage, the bird humps his arm. He invites his mother to tea and
the bird keeps saying foul things.

Finally he takes the parrot to a vet. The vet examines the bird
extensively, says, "Well, you have a very horny male parrot. I have
a sweet young female bird and for 200 bucks your bird can go in the
cage with mine."

The guy's parrot is listening and says, "Come on! Come on! What the
f*ck are you waiting for?"
Finally, the guy says "All right" and hands over the 200 bucks. The
vet takes the parrot, puts him in the cage with the female bird,
closes the curtain.

Suddenly, "Kwah! Kwah! Kwah!" The cage starts shaking and feathers
come flying out.

The vet screams, "Holy sh*t" and runs across the room and opens the
curtain. The male bird has the female bird down on the bottom of the
cage with one claw. With the other claw he''s pulling out all her
feathers, saying, "For 200 f*ck*ng bucks, I want you naked, b**tch.
Naked!"