Defi Knee Shins

AEROPLANE BLONDE.One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

SALAD DODGER.An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive person.

MONKEY BATH.A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!".

TESTICULATING.Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.

SEAGULL MANAGER.A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and Then leaves.

ASSMOSIS.The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

PRAIRIE DOGGING.When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. (This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.)

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE.The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

GREYHOUND.A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.